::Grinning:: No, you definately are more than just a person, fella.
I have to admit to being inclined to disagree with Point # V. a little bit: the millions of Merv-bashing fic where some fankiddie warps the Frenchman into a teenaged-Mary Sue stalker, or they completely forget his incredible sense of style, or they have him beating Persephone, or stalking a pre-teen version of Neo, or they have their little Mary Sue take a shot at him and-or kill him cause me a certain amount of real physical pain, and I don't think it's something I'll ever learn to just brush off, either. Well-written Merv fanfics are too few and far between, though they do exist. The hard part is finding them.
I can't understand *WHY* the fankiddies are all over Smith, and they completely ignore the Merv, who'd be much more interested in reciprocating their interests. Smith would just sneer at them or shoot them (though that would do us all the great big favor of eliminating one more Suethor from the system, so it wouldn't be a total loss).
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I have to admit to being inclined to disagree with Point # V. a little bit: the millions of Merv-bashing fic where some fankiddie warps the Frenchman into a teenaged-Mary Sue stalker, or they completely forget his incredible sense of style, or they have him beating Persephone, or stalking a pre-teen version of Neo, or they have their little Mary Sue take a shot at him and-or kill him cause me a certain amount of real physical pain, and I don't think it's something I'll ever learn to just brush off, either. Well-written Merv fanfics are too few and far between, though they do exist. The hard part is finding them.
I can't understand *WHY* the fankiddies are all over Smith, and they completely ignore the Merv, who'd be much more interested in reciprocating their interests. Smith would just sneer at them or shoot them (though that would do us all the great big favor of eliminating one more Suethor from the system, so it wouldn't be a total loss).