With sufficient coaxing (and maybe a little bribery) I maaaaay do something involving a shirtless SP semi-deliberately jerking Titus around. I'm currently writing that "Five Ways Muraki Killed Swelter" fic, and it's a bitch to write, since it's the kind of fic I have to set aside every so often, due to squick-age (and I'm on the milder parts right now...).