MR's crazy sense of humor on a roll!!!
Jul. 14th, 2004 11:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
matrixrefugeeI guess I must be cheering myself up after my comp screwed itself up royally earlier today. I've been satirizing things that usually make me wince:
*Reading "The Wanderer"'s recent article on the slated closing of Holy Trinity, and how this church introduced the Christmas tree to the Catholic community in America, so my dad is planning to send the article to someone in the National Christmas Tree Grower's Association. Also, Ludwig Prang, a member of the original parish, decorated and sold the first Christmas greeting cards in America, so maybe we should get Hallmark on his tail....
MR: "Hm, O'Malley is increasingly beginning to resemble The Grinch... (Singing, in a basso profondo voice) "You're a Mean One/ Bishop Grinch!" You know those Hallmark cards with The Grinch on 'em? Someone should send him one this Christmas and draw a bishop's miter on The Grinch, and caption it 'This is *YOU*!'. Oooh, better still, find the rattiest, droopiest, scraggliest, driest, needle-droppingest Christmas tree, the kind that makes Charlie Brown's tree look like it belongs on Rockefeller Plaza, tag it for O'Malley, and send it to him marked 'From your grateful flock at Holy Trinity German Catholic Church. Thanks for NOTHING!' "
*Reading "The Wanderer"'s recent article on the slated closing of Holy Trinity, and how this church introduced the Christmas tree to the Catholic community in America, so my dad is planning to send the article to someone in the National Christmas Tree Grower's Association. Also, Ludwig Prang, a member of the original parish, decorated and sold the first Christmas greeting cards in America, so maybe we should get Hallmark on his tail....
MR: "Hm, O'Malley is increasingly beginning to resemble The Grinch... (Singing, in a basso profondo voice) "You're a Mean One/ Bishop Grinch!" You know those Hallmark cards with The Grinch on 'em? Someone should send him one this Christmas and draw a bishop's miter on The Grinch, and caption it 'This is *YOU*!'. Oooh, better still, find the rattiest, droopiest, scraggliest, driest, needle-droppingest Christmas tree, the kind that makes Charlie Brown's tree look like it belongs on Rockefeller Plaza, tag it for O'Malley, and send it to him marked 'From your grateful flock at Holy Trinity German Catholic Church. Thanks for NOTHING!' "
