Goofy "Matrix" fanarts

Smith wouldn't Dress like this...

How did Smith steal something from Cain or Abel's closet? I particularly like this comment on this pic: "Okay. Had one of your Hugo Weaving daydreams again? O__o Was any of this ::Humping smilies:: involved?"

What's with that hat...?

I can't decide if this one is funny or it's just dumb.

If you want an Exiled Program to wine and dine you... GO. TO. THE MERV.

Smith fans who *GET* him, am I right or am I right?

"Matrix Laundry Day" Yeah...

I don't think Smith wears boxers with *that* print...

Early Valentine's Day Snark

Found this in a e-newsletter from a Catholic men's organization; not surprisingly, it was a (HAH!) submission from the wife of the guy who founded said organization:

INSTALLING HUSBAND Version 1.0
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0, and noticed a distinct slow-down in overall system performance - particularly in the Flower and Jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, MLB 3.0, NBA 4.0, NASCAR 4.2 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: "http//www.I-Thought-You-Loved-Me.com" and try to download Tears 6.2, and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, or Beer 6.1.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory, and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Desert 7.7.