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V for Violated
Mar. 25th, 2006 12:01 pmI just went over to the Vertigo Comics section on ff.n.
There's a crapfic.
*THAT* kind of crapfic. A Mary Sue-fic. Thankfully, it's not an "Evey Hammond? Evey Hammond who?" kind of fic, but it's the other variety of Mary Sue-fic that I was dreading, as in "V lives!" crapfic.
What has me boggling is that it's in the Vertigo section. You wouldn't think that the fankiddies would go near that section, that they'd even be aware of it. And the author has clearly not gone anywhere *NEAR* the graphic novel (or if they did, they reacted to it with "EW!!!1111 BORINGZ!!!!!11111 TAHTZ 2 DARKZ00RZ!!1111")
I'll spork at it GAFF-style, since GAFF is completely lummoxed-up lately.
v's new life by sailorx161
[V for Vendetta Movie based]when v is given a 2nd chance.
Even the author's name set off alarm bells (apologies to "Sailor Moon" fans: I know you aren't *all* squee-gurlz) And does the author know what that little key that says "Shift" on it does?
Disclaimer:i don't own any of the characters in this fanfiction at all!and don't review if you don't like it at all. Saying for your to turn back now because this maybe not what your looking for in a story since I have poor writing skills.
Lame disclaimer? Check.
November 5, 12:00 midnight on the grounds of the Parliament memorial building a stage was set up. A girl sitting on a chair in the limelight talking about a men named V that freed London of the old government.
“It's me !”She jumped on to the chair.
Yes Siren the world's famous rock diva that song anything to hip-hip to country with all her heart and soul in it. She was having a memorial concert to the great V that was said to die in the train that took down Parliament. His face then showed up on the screen with a 'your our hero' by siren singing from the speakers.
That's the first few paragraphs, which were enough to make my stomach churn.
Oh, and here's the bit where V saves the Mary Sue. Does it sound familiar to those of you who read the graphic novel or saw the movie?
“Well love!What a girl like you doing in a place like this?”Well built men came from shadows.
“Going home.”She reached into her pockets.
“It's red curfew.”He waved his badge at her.
“I know just heading to the drugstore for cough medicine for my son.” She pulled her right hand out her pocket.
“Well now what brave mom.” Another man came from beside her.
“Please get out of my way my son really needs that cough medicine.” She smile backing slowly away from them.
“Sorry but before you could help him you can help us.” Well built men walked further to her.
“Please no!” She had backed into 2 more men.
“Maybe have fun with me for a short time miss!” The other men side of her unzipped his pants.
she was surrounded by horny men who wanted to rape her for stranger reason she was trying to find out. The men wee grabbing at her like she was apiece of meat Saying she lied to them and needing to be punished for it. They knew who she was really from the memorial concert she had put on V's name.
I'll leave the rest for you to see for yourself: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2860474/1/
Oh, here's a realy good fic that more than compensates for the nastiness: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2859815/1/ Based on this summary:
In the crowd before Parliament that night is one man who knows the identity of V. Based on movieverse ending.
I was afraid it might be a crapfic and I read it to see if it was. It wasn't crappy at all.
There's a crapfic.
*THAT* kind of crapfic. A Mary Sue-fic. Thankfully, it's not an "Evey Hammond? Evey Hammond who?" kind of fic, but it's the other variety of Mary Sue-fic that I was dreading, as in "V lives!" crapfic.
What has me boggling is that it's in the Vertigo section. You wouldn't think that the fankiddies would go near that section, that they'd even be aware of it. And the author has clearly not gone anywhere *NEAR* the graphic novel (or if they did, they reacted to it with "EW!!!1111 BORINGZ!!!!!11111 TAHTZ 2 DARKZ00RZ!!1111")
I'll spork at it GAFF-style, since GAFF is completely lummoxed-up lately.
v's new life by sailorx161
[V for Vendetta Movie based]when v is given a 2nd chance.
Even the author's name set off alarm bells (apologies to "Sailor Moon" fans: I know you aren't *all* squee-gurlz) And does the author know what that little key that says "Shift" on it does?
Disclaimer:i don't own any of the characters in this fanfiction at all!and don't review if you don't like it at all. Saying for your to turn back now because this maybe not what your looking for in a story since I have poor writing skills.
Lame disclaimer? Check.
November 5, 12:00 midnight on the grounds of the Parliament memorial building a stage was set up. A girl sitting on a chair in the limelight talking about a men named V that freed London of the old government.
“It's me !”She jumped on to the chair.
Yes Siren the world's famous rock diva that song anything to hip-hip to country with all her heart and soul in it. She was having a memorial concert to the great V that was said to die in the train that took down Parliament. His face then showed up on the screen with a 'your our hero' by siren singing from the speakers.
That's the first few paragraphs, which were enough to make my stomach churn.
Oh, and here's the bit where V saves the Mary Sue. Does it sound familiar to those of you who read the graphic novel or saw the movie?
“Well love!What a girl like you doing in a place like this?”Well built men came from shadows.
“Going home.”She reached into her pockets.
“It's red curfew.”He waved his badge at her.
“I know just heading to the drugstore for cough medicine for my son.” She pulled her right hand out her pocket.
“Well now what brave mom.” Another man came from beside her.
“Please get out of my way my son really needs that cough medicine.” She smile backing slowly away from them.
“Sorry but before you could help him you can help us.” Well built men walked further to her.
“Please no!” She had backed into 2 more men.
“Maybe have fun with me for a short time miss!” The other men side of her unzipped his pants.
she was surrounded by horny men who wanted to rape her for stranger reason she was trying to find out. The men wee grabbing at her like she was apiece of meat Saying she lied to them and needing to be punished for it. They knew who she was really from the memorial concert she had put on V's name.
I'll leave the rest for you to see for yourself: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2860474/1/
Oh, here's a realy good fic that more than compensates for the nastiness: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2859815/1/ Based on this summary:
In the crowd before Parliament that night is one man who knows the identity of V. Based on movieverse ending.
I was afraid it might be a crapfic and I read it to see if it was. It wasn't crappy at all.
