Strange question for the Pagan folks on my friendslist

Okay... I'm writing a side piece for my RP in the Matrix Online (we've got a mini-epic storyline going on and I need a little input for a fake newspaper article I'm writing for it), and I need to ask a probably hare-brained question about a scenario in that news item:

Say you're having a Beltaine ritual in a park somewhere and a bunch of terrified cultist/gang hoodlums (Exile programs) come running through your ritual circle, trying to get away from the insane-looking girl (another Exile) who looks like she's some kind of odd manifestation of the Morrigan. How would you react to this and try to minimize the sheer wierdness of the interruption, beyond trying to continue with the ritual? Any ideas on some sort of witty comment on the interlopers? Any suggestions are welcome.

:: Reminds self the first rule of writing: write what you know::