I need to write fanfiction...

... like I need a hole in my head. After the last produced episode of "Moonlight" aired last night, I've been fighting off a fanged plot-bunny, though I have a feeling the fankiddies have jumped on it already:

( Cut for spoilerosity )

I'm leery of venturing into ff.n's "Moonlight" section. I'm afraid of what I'll find there: Mick/little!Beth lolicon. Mick/Josef slash (Okay, I get s vibe that Josef swings both ways, and that he has a bit of an itch for Mick, but I have a feeling Mick wouldn't reciprocate). Mick/Josh slash. Coraline/Beth femmeslash. Mary Sue baby-bats.

Writers' strike rant

( Contains ranty rantage. Read at your own risk )