Fun with Bleach character fan-names

Which I may end up incorporating into the weird Yami no Matsuei/Bleach mash-ups that creep into my fanficcing, mostly because Mercy Falcone (my OFC) likes to come up with nicknames for people she either really likes or really detests and because I have a feeling Tsuzuki couldn't keep the names straight any more than I can, so no doubt he'd find nicknames useful and immensely funny. Hey, fan-names are par the course and all but part of the mythos: Ichigo called Uruhara "Mr. Hat-and-Clogs", after all. So far I have:

"Shin(j)igami" (for the whiny little one who was voiced by Spike "Shinji Ikari" Spencer; he even has a somewhat similar personality to Shinji's)

"Pinky and the Brawn" (To anyone who knows the series, this should be somewhat obvious for the dynamic duo in mind, but it fits too well not to use it)

"Eyebrow Wing-Dings" (another obvious one; his little rant about beauty and ugliness makes me want to dip him in duck sauce and throw him to a certain Depraved Bisexual. And since energy vampires are probably close to being considered living Hollows to the Soul Reapers, I may have a way to arrange -- or derange -- this....)

"Dr. Noh" or "The Even More Not So Good Doctor" (for the one whose face looks like a bad Noh mask inside a headpiece designed by Joan Miro)

"Captain Fanservice" or "Captain Cleavage" (for the female Soul Reaper with the uncharacteristically revealing top)

Also several characters incite me to say, "Were you drunk recently and did someone write on your face with a permanent ink marker while you were sleeping it off?"

Dresden Files Ficcers, rejoice!

Jim has adjusted his policy on fanfiction:

http://www.jimbutcheronline.com/bb/index.php/topic,15307.0.html

I've posted mine on there and I'm tempted to go forward with the Dresden Files/Yami No Matsuei crossover that wants me to write it. Except I can't come up with a decent plot for it, though I came up with a climax where the White Council has Muraki pinned down and they're about to execute him (since he's pretty much broken every one of the Laws of Magic), when something happens to interfere (possibly our boy pulling a Houdini). And I also had the mental image of Tatsumi giving the Merlin one of his subtle verbal bitch-slaps. To say nothing of Molly crushing a teeny bit on Tsuzuki, who'd be happy to reciprocate, but I don't think Michael would take too well to it given the age and religious differences.