Too good not to share

Found by the clever anivad. Some of the articles in "The Onion" have irritated me for being somewhat disgusting, and there's times when their satire can easily be misconstrued (case in point their swipe at the whole "Harry Potter is Saanic!!!,,,." thing, which some people with an axe to grind in place of their sense of humor mistook for a factual article). But this time, they got it right:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/god-angrily-clarifies-dont-kill-rule,222/