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• Mon, 15:09: LJ not loading? Good time for me to get cracking with my vampirebigbang fic.
• Mon, 18:29: The Ballad of the Stolen Mustang: Second Stanza - the case is going before a judge in August.
• Mon, 19:11: Reading "Vampire Forensics": funniest vamp legend ever - vamps on Santorini getting into someones field of green beans!
• Mon, 19:12: Maybe Bunnicula or the phrase "vegetarian vampire" isn't so far fetched.
• Mon, 19:13: Santorini vamps apparantly are fairly harmless, ala modern Friendly Neighborhood Vampires
• Mon, 19:37: Dad made discovery: thirty five cents on the floor of our Mustang. The horse thieves didn't touch it all this time!
• Tue, 00:16: LJ Is back up: got more of my vampirebigbang fic typed and ran some errands while I was waiting for it to come back up
• Tue, 03:11: Fanfic Lit-crit Meme Day Three (Nicked minviendha) http://j.mp/qlaOh1

The Ballad of the Stolen Mustang: Second Verse

Which Isn't the Same as the First...

So, the case is going before a judge in mid-August. Mustang Thief was dumb enough to show up at the hearing without a lawyer, plus he can't seem to keep his stories straight, and keeps telling ones that contradict each other. I'm minded of something from the "Cutthroat Manifesto" that the James Woods character on "Shark" lived by: "Truth is relative: choose one and stick with it." Something this guy is too dumb to do.

Come to find out, the guy had been dragging his heels getting the proper permits for his "repair shop", which is why the police went to check out his place. If you're going to run a chop shop in plain sight, at *LEAST* Have Your Paperwork In Order, so you can pass it as a legit business. The cops turned up evidence of thirty-six stolen cars, so this guy is really up to his neck. And has the gall to whine that the cops are "harassing" him. Not only is he hopelessly inept as a thief, he's also a big baby. It keeps getting better and better!

Fanfic Lit-crit Meme Day Four (Nicked minviendha)

( Day four, and holding strong... )