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matrixrefugee::After trawling FF.N::
The random-humor fic writer known as "PossessedGummyBearInferno" is still at it. I think they post one new random humor fic a week! (I can remember the days when I posted a new fic/chapter a week, but at the risk of sounding proud, we all know I'm a much better writer; I'm even better at random humor than this twit is, but I digress...)
Their latest: The Merv and company going on a cruise. It starts out with the maids trying to finish the laundry and the Merv tripping on a blue sock. Then our ficthor has him singing this:
"99 chocolate cakes on a plate, 99 chocolate cakes!
Soon its gone,into a blonde...
98 chocolate cakes on a plate!"
Now, that gave me a chuckle, but considering whose mouth she put the words into... The Merv doesn't sing stuff like that. He sings opera or French art songs in the shower. If there's anyone in the Merv's household who sings stuff like this, it's probably this guy:
http://69.57.184.74/~mxoarchi/exiles/effectuator.png
Also, the insane author proceeded to trumpet that she's going on a cruise after her birthday, which inspired the badfic... and come to find out she's my birthday twin. My *EBIL* twin. I think I'm legally changing my birthday to August 3rd, so I'll be birthday twins with Lambert Wilson, instead.
The random-humor fic writer known as "PossessedGummyBearInferno" is still at it. I think they post one new random humor fic a week! (I can remember the days when I posted a new fic/chapter a week, but at the risk of sounding proud, we all know I'm a much better writer; I'm even better at random humor than this twit is, but I digress...)
Their latest: The Merv and company going on a cruise. It starts out with the maids trying to finish the laundry and the Merv tripping on a blue sock. Then our ficthor has him singing this:
"99 chocolate cakes on a plate, 99 chocolate cakes!
Soon its gone,into a blonde...
98 chocolate cakes on a plate!"
Now, that gave me a chuckle, but considering whose mouth she put the words into... The Merv doesn't sing stuff like that. He sings opera or French art songs in the shower. If there's anyone in the Merv's household who sings stuff like this, it's probably this guy:
http://69.57.184.74/~mxoarchi/exiles/effectuator.png
Also, the insane author proceeded to trumpet that she's going on a cruise after her birthday, which inspired the badfic... and come to find out she's my birthday twin. My *EBIL* twin. I think I'm legally changing my birthday to August 3rd, so I'll be birthday twins with Lambert Wilson, instead.