When a bad day at work strikes...
Nov. 25th, 2008 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
matrixrefugee... and your co-workers have joined the legions of the whining undead, reach for the Evangelion random humor your brain generates! In order to filter out the whinging, my mind decided to play with mash-up names (ala TomKat or Brangelina in the tabloids) for the strange Gendo Ikari/Kouzou Fuyutuski fanart. At last count I came up with:
Gozo
Gonzo (but that's already the name of an anime production company and/or one of Jim Henson's Muppets)
And the cringe-inducing Fuyukari.
And yes, someone in my headspace was facepalming. I need another member of the Houseparty like I need a hole in my head.
Then an old woman was going on about how she rarely gets to see her grandkids; my first thought was, Gee, maybe all your whining makes your kids not want to bring their kids near you. Which got me to thinking of the old bat who thinks global warming is great since -- her words -- "There won't have to be any more winter."
So my EoE-scarred mind got to thinking, "There's probably some old bat in the Third Impact sequence who thought, 'Instrumentality is great! Then I won't have to miss my grandkids.' And then the grandkids reject Instrumentality... If things go back to normal post-EoE, Shinji Ikari should never get a job bagging groceries! There are worse things you can do for work, than piloting a temperamental 500-meter tall biomechanoid robot and fighting weird-looking creatures!"
...Someone could draw a very funny omake based off that last paragraph...
Gozo
Gonzo (but that's already the name of an anime production company and/or one of Jim Henson's Muppets)
And the cringe-inducing Fuyukari.
And yes, someone in my headspace was facepalming. I need another member of the Houseparty like I need a hole in my head.
Then an old woman was going on about how she rarely gets to see her grandkids; my first thought was, Gee, maybe all your whining makes your kids not want to bring their kids near you. Which got me to thinking of the old bat who thinks global warming is great since -- her words -- "There won't have to be any more winter."
So my EoE-scarred mind got to thinking, "There's probably some old bat in the Third Impact sequence who thought, 'Instrumentality is great! Then I won't have to miss my grandkids.' And then the grandkids reject Instrumentality... If things go back to normal post-EoE, Shinji Ikari should never get a job bagging groceries! There are worse things you can do for work, than piloting a temperamental 500-meter tall biomechanoid robot and fighting weird-looking creatures!"
...Someone could draw a very funny omake based off that last paragraph...