Headspace Hijinks, Vol 2 -- Simply Inexplicable

[matrixrefugee]

For the cracked-out, multi-fandom nonsense involving characters who live in a rambling Queen Anne mansion in my creativity centers that will never make it into a fanfic, because it's all too weird:

--The inexplicable stampede of boars down the hallway which annoyed some of the Exiled Programs

--Hal, practicing his accordion and playing "La Vie en Rose" rather wonkily (probably on purpose): "A French guy playing La Vie en Rose on an accordion: how cliche can you get?"
Me: "You're only half-French, it doesn't count as a cliche."
Hal: :: Starts playing "The Irish Washerwoman" because the other half of him is Irish::

--Frank: "Hey, who ate my Twinkies?"
Tsuzuki: :: Whistles, looks innocent::

--The Soul Reaper who Would Not Get Off the Back Steps so anyone going in or out had to crawl over or around him.

--Muraki: "Why are there more patients added to my roster?"
Me: "These are the teenybopper fanfic writers who keep getting Hisoka's personality all wrong. I got Hal to transfer their records to your office."
Muraki: :: Small smirk of approval:: "Hm. I would like to see them try that once I've finished educating the boy properly..."
Me: "Not if I have anything to do with that..." :: Waving the 'He Who Hunts Monsters' file under his nose::