Found: one solution for customers who whine about impending snowstorms

[matrixrefugee]

Step One: Find copy of "A Game of Thrones" and hold it open to a chapter set near the Wall.

Step Two: Grab whiners by their collar, possibly with tweezers.

Step Three: Drop whiners into the book.

Step Four: Slam book shut.

I'm also amusing myself with cross-fandom shenanigans, trying to decide what creepy bastard I'd like to serve Prince Joffrey up to. Gotta love the part where he gets 0wn3d by a thirteen year old *GIRL* armed with a broom-handle (and then he wails the ever popular "I'll tell mother!". What a big fricken baby.). I'd love to see him go up against, say, Kenpachi from Bleach, though the Big Guy wouldn't find the fight any fun at all, since all he'd have to do is *look* at Joffrey funny to send the crown prince crying for his mommy.

Yeah, rough day at work, and I've agreed to a short and very early shift tomorrow since we're expecting a snowstorm.

Comments

[ladyneferankh.livejournal.com]

Hmm, think of what a delightful place the world would be if we could...guide people into certain books shall we say?

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I've wanted to push a few people down the Rabbit Hole that Alice found, or find a way to chase them into Lord of the Rings whenever the Ringwraiths were riding. My grand scheme which came to me today is especially fitting since the Wall is a desolate place of ice, snow and bone-gnawing cold that makes our New England winters seem balmy by comparison.

[northernwalker]

Since I'm right in the middle of Son of Snowpocalypse, I'd laugh.

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

I'm laughing too: all we got out of this storm was maybe a half an inch!!