MR's Funny Valentine...

[matrixrefugee]

"::Singing:: "And you're my funny valentine...
Swee-eet comic valentine...
You make me smile with my heart...
Your looks are laughable...
Un-photographable...
Yet you're my favorite work of art..."

Other folks are making Jude Law galleries on their LJs and such, but let's have a little Lambert love here on this Valentine's Day!



I just like this one...







Yep, a few publicity shots for "Catwoman" ((Get yer claws *OFF* him, Hallie!))... who knew that a so-so movie like that would have brought about a windfall of pics?



I don't know who the girl is, but I envy her...



And her, too...



Rrr... ::sheer jealousy::



An alternate version of the famous publicity shot for "The Matrix: Reloaded". He looks a lot less severe here than in the more well-known shot... it almost makes a certain "very dangerous" AI seem human...



From my own personal collection: a still from "Enter the Matrix"



Two hotties for the price of one... ((I just want to know, were birds trying to make a nest in Keanu Reeves's hair?))



::Kicks the watermark on this otherwise oil-painting-like picture::



My knight in shining armor...



He's got a cute smile here, aww...



Charmingly dishevelled...



::singing:: "You are my faaavorite work of art..."



Aaaawww....



This one makes me smile...



He's got a scruffy, goofy look here...



And in lieu of another shirtless pic I *really* wanted to post, but couldn't find, here's a parting shot...

Comments

[ex-ice-hot332.livejournal.com]

Wow, I never realized how attractive he is! He didn't really stand out for me in The Matrix, but wow...thanks for posting these! ^_^

[crowdog66.livejournal.com]

Neo: "What? Me? Snogging with the Merv? No! Never! I... "

(After noticing that you titled this neoandmerv.gif, I just had to subtitle it... :-D)

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Ahh, yah beat me to it! I was gonna post a few (unintentionally funny) Merv pics on the DegSep community with Ref's funny captions for 'em. This one was gonna be "Ref's note: 'There's another pic that goes with this, but Neo told me to delete it before Smith saw it. I took this right after I took *that* one...' "

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

You're welcome! He's got the kind of looks that take a leetle getting-used-to (and in the "Matrix" series, I think they made him up to look a little repulsive in an elegant way), but he's *definately* the classic sexy older gentleman!

[crowdog66.livejournal.com]

Post it there anyway! But if you will, include Neo's comment, hmm? ;-)

Awwwww....

[(Anonymous)]

Okay. Yes. I am *definately* doing *something* with that Calvin Klein advert. It screams to be rendered in pencil-- and if you'd like, I could probably Photoshop out that watermark on the "oil painting" one, but only if you'd like it.
Siiiigh...okay, I've never seen him in anything, and his face does carry a somewhat reptilian/amphibious quality at certain angles, but since he's Le Meroveque's stand-in, he's good enough for me and more than perfect for Ilia, who sends Valenine's Day greetings to the both of you.
As do I. Cyber-hugs and happy Valentine's to one Helluva good online friend,
Ruby

Re: Awwwww....

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Ooh yes, please do take the watermark out of the "oil painting" one! I was actually going to ask you to if there was any way to Photoshop the annoying text out of the Calvin Klein advert... but a pencil rendering would be better!

I've only seen LW in -- so far -- the three (four?) films he's best known for on this side of the pond, those being "Matrix 2 & 3", "Timeline" and a certain godawful flick featuring Hallie Berry. Unfortunately, Hollywood has yet to give Monsieur Wilson the screentime he deserves; I've been trying to find some of the French films he's starred in, but I've had no luck. ::Kicks the at- best spotty foreign films rack at the local Blockbuster Video, watches the DVDs go *flying*::

Le Meroveque: "'Reptilian'? Hm, yes, I *have* been called an evil old snake in the grass... 'Amphibian'? I'll take that as a jest."

Hal: "Well, I've been called a frog because I'm half French..."

Return cyber-hugs and happy Valentine's Day!

[pixeled.livejournal.com]

I noticed that google suddenly had like . . .a million more pictures of him. I died with teh happy. :) That pic. of Lambert and Keanu makes me all warm and fuzzy. Lambert/Keanu love, yo.

Incase you haven't seen these:





and my favorite of him:


Yay Lamlam. :P

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the pics, Sariel! Some of the pics I posted above came from Google, and some came from AltaVista.com (Actually, these aren't *all* of the pics I found recently, just the best of the best; I might post the rest in a few days...), but you're right: there *are* a heck of a LOT more pics of a certain sexy Frenchman!

[pixeled.livejournal.com]

I'm about to have a Lambert Wilson pic spam myself. I really like your icon, btw. He's so adorably dorky in a sexyhot way, if you get my meaning. Hehe. Nothing like a smexy frenchman. C'est un vrai français, non?

[oriental-doll86.livejournal.com]

Very nice. I like the Keanu comment with the pic XD