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More ranting
Jul. 27th, 2004 06:45 pmWANTED:
Information leading to the identity of the personages who unscrewed and stole half the bulbs from the strings of large-bulbed red-white-and-blue Christmas-type lights strung from the trees outside my house this afternoon. Not only was that action unpatriotic and criminal, but it was also very mean: I spent an hour rethreading those by hand, and I was really proud of them. If I get my hands on you, I will personally unscrew *YOUR* lights with my inch-long nails, before unscrewing your arms and legs and then unscrewing your head from your shoulders. So if you want to stay in one piece, cough up my lights, idjits.
Information leading to the identity of the personages who unscrewed and stole half the bulbs from the strings of large-bulbed red-white-and-blue Christmas-type lights strung from the trees outside my house this afternoon. Not only was that action unpatriotic and criminal, but it was also very mean: I spent an hour rethreading those by hand, and I was really proud of them. If I get my hands on you, I will personally unscrew *YOUR* lights with my inch-long nails, before unscrewing your arms and legs and then unscrewing your head from your shoulders. So if you want to stay in one piece, cough up my lights, idjits.