Note to the human race

[matrixrefugee]

Be. Nicer. To. Each. Other. It. Won't. Kill. You. To. Be. Kind. It. Might. Even. Make. That. One. Person. Who. Feels. Like. Killing. Themself. Decide. The. World. Isn't. Such. A. Bad. Place.

Start.

It.

Now.

Stop.

Being.

Jerks.

Start.

Being.

Kind.

Now I know where Hideki Anno really got the idea for EoE. It's days like this, I wish all the jerks in the world would suddenly morph into a giant pool of orange Tang. I'd have fun spitting in it and dumping trash into it, maybe running a motorboat across it

Comments

[nightofcydonia.livejournal.com]

Oh I can't help but love that last idea *takes a moment to savor the mental image*. From the tone of the post, would I be correct in thinking that your little black notebook is no longer doing the trick (or alternatively, the gits in question remain anonymous and therefore immune to note book related retribution)?

Eh, I'm more then aware that the human race is full of idiots. I generally just ignore then (along with about ninty-eight percent of everyone else). You can't let them get to you since if you do then they win. Imagining them meeting a gory and creatively violent death (and grinning like a Hellsing charater while you're at it), is however enthusiastically encouraged.
~Weaver

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you can make up only so many fake names for the anonymous evil old ladies that come through your lane in the checkout, before you start to realize it sort of defeats the purpose of the Death Note. Though I actually *did* take a surreptitious peek at the checking account card of one of the gits and quickly memorized her name... I don't always get that lucky, though.

And making sick jokes involving End of Evangelion actually helps reduce the disturbing mental images it leaves behind. I was trading jokes similar to the "running a motorboat" joke, with my crazy friend LinksLife, via Xfire (Me: :: After a long litany of woes:: And that's the kind of day I've been having. Links: It's a sign of the Apocalypse! Quick! Go check if there's a giant female hovering behind your house!" Me: :: proceeds to tell him about the freaky EoE-inspired dream I had two nights ago, which may be turning into a fanfic very soon...::)

[nightofcydonia.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, you can make up only so many fake names for the anonymous evil old ladies that come through your lane in the checkout, before you start to realize it sort of defeats the purpose of the Death Note."

Not to mention that if you do it too much it backfires rather spectacuarly. *grin*

~Weaver