My life as an MxO player is complete

( And you'll see why behind the cut )

Why I'm dreading the Return of the Matrix Twins

I think I've said this elsewhere, but for starters, the Twins got kinda ruined for me because of a lot of their fans. Namely, the squee-gurls who write deplorable "I'm Mary Sue and I'm the Twins' girlfriend and Imma gonna save them from TEH EVOL MERV!!!!11111111" (Though heaven knows, I'd rather read a well-written Sue-fic than some of the stuff out there. Some of my best friends online are Mary Sues or play them.) About the only Twins fan I can stand is Electrify, one of my buddies in the Devil's Advocates, and he's certainly no fangurl. He's a really cool fellow.

I'm dreading the legions of squee-gurlz who are liable to come flocking to the game in droves if word gets out that the Twins are back. I mean, it'd be nice to have a *LOT* more Merv players, but I can't help thinking they'd all be the sort who just want to overthrow the Merv (I'm looking at a certain Mary Sue vampire...) just so they can save their POR TWINZIEEZ!!!11111

Plus I can't help thinking of Dean Winchester's line, "What's dead should stay dead" in last week's episode of "Supernatural".