Wierd Wacky Webfind: Make your own Dan Brown novel

Found when I was doing research for an idea for an unusual Merovingian faction in the MxO (I'm giving it one last shot):

Make Your Own Dan Brown Novel The more times you refresh the page, the funnier it gets! Case in point:

The Crowley Book
by Dan Brown

"A fascinating best-selling masterpiece of suspense! *****"
The Independent

The Assassins have kept the secret of the Colonel Sanders' fourteen herbs and spices for nearly a millennium. A Italian novelist has stumbled upon their trail. The Assassins will stop at nothing to keep their secret.

"A shocking tale of intrigue!"
The Guardian