Wierd Wacky Webfind: Make your own Dan Brown novel

[matrixrefugee]

Found when I was doing research for an idea for an unusual Merovingian faction in the MxO (I'm giving it one last shot):

Make Your Own Dan Brown Novel The more times you refresh the page, the funnier it gets! Case in point:

The Crowley Book
by Dan Brown

"A fascinating best-selling masterpiece of suspense! *****"
The Independent

The Assassins have kept the secret of the Colonel Sanders' fourteen herbs and spices for nearly a millennium. A Italian novelist has stumbled upon their trail. The Assassins will stop at nothing to keep their secret.

"A shocking tale of intrigue!"
The Guardian

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

"Deep in the sewers of Dublin, The Knights Templar guards the dark secret of the umbilicus mundi. A young reporter, Sofia Alberti, has stumbled upon their trail. The Knights Templar will stop at nothing to keep their secret, but can The Church of Satan stop *them* first?!"

The sad thing is, I would probably read this.

~Ruby

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

I'll say this much, Dan Brown can come up with good plot twists, he just has a bad grasp on important things like pacing and characterisation and dialogue.

[(Anonymous)]

One of my other friends said that after she read "Da Vinci", she wasn't so much offended as a Catholic, she was more offended as "a literate human being". I never plan on reading it– for one, I just cannot abide novels for whatever reason, and two...well, the majority of the people whose opinion I trust say it (in another friend's words) "sucks major amounts of monkey arse".
~Ruby (shuffling off to bed...)