Old. Ladies. Be. *BLEEP*ed!!!!

I honestly hope I either die young and painlessly, or that 2012 really is the end of the world (My luck it winds up looking like the Instrumentality sequence in End of Evangelion. :: Gases up the motorboat to run it across the sea of LCL...:: [Yes, currently rewatching Evangelion, due to an attack of the killer Eva plot bunnies of doom])

First customer of Thanksgiving Insanity 2008 was a "Mrs. Tolliver", ie. what I call those evil nit-picky old ladies, who then went whining to management about a bagging job that I screwed up. How the hell am I supposed to know what the frig the old bat mumbled at me when there's registers beeping/people talking/babies crying all around me, and I have Sensory Integration Problems?! I can't hear an old lady mumbling her orders on how her friggin' bags are supposed to be bagged over all that racket.

:: Growls::

GAFF on MR's LJ: Kouzou Fuyutsuki is as slashable as a brick

Make that Godawful Fan Art (or GAFA), actually...

Remind me to be very discerning when I go rooting for Neon Genesis Evangelion fanart. There seem to be a few people who insist on pairing -- of all characters -- Gendo Ikari and Kouzou Fuyutski. Err... isn't Fuyutski about ten to fifteen years older than Gendo, and he's also the latter's 2IC? Plus I get the impression that the Vice-Commander of NERV almost defines "married to his work", in whatever capacity he's in (professor of "metaphysical biology", unlicensed physician working for the UN in treating the survivors of Second Impact, vice-commander of NERV), while the former is still carrying a torch for his "dead" wife? (Also, Fuyutski had a thing for Yui as well...) Plus, while I think Fuyutski is a hottie in a Vincent Price-clone sort of way... I don't see him as very slashable.

This is a case of the not-so-bad-but-mildly-"bzuh?!"-inducing: http://www.evacommentary.org/images_fanart/mark_gendo,kozo_futari.jpg

And the "Yaggh! Burn it with fire!": http://www.evacommentary.org/images_fanart/apocrypha_gendo,kozo.gif (Click at your own risk! You have been warned! Brain bleach will be provided: http://s76.photobucket.com/albums/j20/javelin98/th_brain_bleach.jpg)