"John Carpenter's Vampires"

Just... "John Carpenter's Vampires". I can just hear the Catholic League fuming over the way the Church is portrayed, but if that's the case, they'd better not touch Walker Percy, since he's not above writing about seemingly nice priests who turn out to be bastards and bad Catholics who are in fact good if not exactly nice guys. Move over, Edwierd: Valek would eat you for a snack, if Jack Crow didn't rip your little toushe off and hand it back to you in itty-bitty, tiny pieces. This from John Carpenter, on casting James Woods as a bad-ass vampire hunter: "James Woods is the kind of guy you’d believe could and would chew off the leg off a vampire". Based on that alone, I think I'd better get back to working on my Moonlight/Shark crossover...

Also, this has to be the best bit of expository dialogue on vampires, ever: ( Cut for naughty language )