Grrrr... Drac would eat Edward for breakfast, you TwitLighters!

[matrixrefugee]

...Though he wouldn't find Eddie-boo very satisfying. It'd be like an adult drinking a thimble-ful of SlimFast.

This pro-TwhineLight Amazon comment on Tod Browning's "Dracula" is genuinely terrifying: Clicky, it's the one at the bottom. For Vlad's sake, Bram Stoker set the standard for vamp lit, and Bela Lugosi's performance is so iconic, anyone with sense practically word-associates him with "vampire".

Also, at the risk of being an elitist: back away from throwing bricks at the Philip Glass score for the remastered version, Philistines. Nobody touches the Glass on my watch (even if I find the looping knock-knock joke parodies of our boy's work amusing; only took me fifteen years to finally find someone else who gets it).

Comments

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

It's a troll, MR.

"Flaming Mudkip"?

Bitching about the black and white?

It's a troll, likely from 4chan.

[matrixrefugee.livejournal.com]

Oops... this will teach me to comment on things like this at three in the morning, when I completely ignored the username. My bad!

[dark-puck.livejournal.com]

Also, check out some of the other reviews. The bitching about Count of Monte Cristo sold me.