Writer's Block: Going for the throat
Jun. 26th, 2011 11:46 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
I'm already something of an energy vampire, and I'm content to be that way. As for hunters (and there are a few self-proclaimed ones)? They need to put down the Buffy DVDs and back away from them: most vampires are harmless, with the exception of the "fear my fearsome fangs" types who've played Vampire: The Masquerade/The Requiem or watched Underworld too long and the kinds like That Creepy Creepazoid Who Preys on Twihards, who will remain nameless to starve him for attention.
I'm already something of an energy vampire, and I'm content to be that way. As for hunters (and there are a few self-proclaimed ones)? They need to put down the Buffy DVDs and back away from them: most vampires are harmless, with the exception of the "fear my fearsome fangs" types who've played Vampire: The Masquerade/The Requiem or watched Underworld too long and the kinds like That Creepy Creepazoid Who Preys on Twihards, who will remain nameless to starve him for attention.